+
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[(010) Obfuscated Codez by bob]
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a couple of first tries at writing obfuscated codez. (see ioccc.org)

[BEGIN_DIR] obfuscated
[CUT_HERE] ob1.c
#include <stdio.h>
#define ___ int
#define ____ main
#define _____ (
#define ______ void
#define _______ )
#define ________ {
#define _________ char
#define __________ hello[20]
#define ____________ =
#define _____________ "Hello World"
#define _______________ ;
#define ________________ printf
#define _________________ (
#define __________________ "%s"
#define ___________________ ,
#define ____________________ hello
#define _____________________ )
#define ______________________ ;
#define _______________________ exit
#define ________________________ (
#define _________________________ 0x00
#define __________________________ +
#define ___________________________ 0x00
#define ____________________________ *
#define _____________________________ 0x0000000L
#define ______________________________ )
#define _______________________________ ;
#define ________________________________ }


       ___ ____ _____ ______ _______ ________ _________ __________
    ____________             _____________ _______________ ________________
  _________________        __________________  ___________________
 ____________________     _____________________
 ______________________     _______________________ ________________________
 _________________________     __________________________
  ___________________________     ____________________________
   _____________________________     ______________________________
     _______________________________     ________________________________
[END_CUT] ob1.c

program i used to create ob1.c (ok.. so i cheated)

[CUT_HERE] obfuse.c
/***********************************/
/* code is a tad bit broken        */
/* [-------------by bob----------] */
/* cat gay.c | obfuse gay.ob.c     */
/* cat gay.c | obfuse - > gay.ob.c */
/***********************************/

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define CHAR "_" /* "A" "Y" "oO" "eE" "iI" "_l" */
int main ( int argc , char * * argv )
{
  int i = 0 , c = 0 ;
  char s [255] , g [2555] ;
  FILE * out ;
  if ( ( out = fopen ( argv[1] , "w+" ) ) == NULL || !strcmp(argv[0],"-"))
      {
        out = stdout;
      }
  
  for ( ; ; ) {
   
   if ( feof ( stdin ) )
     exit( 0 ) ;
   if ( scanf ( "%s" , s ) == 1 )
     {
      printf ( "#define " ) ;
      for ( c = i ; c >= 0 ; c-- ) { printf ( CHAR ) ; fprintf ( out , CHAR ) ; }
      printf ( " %s\n" , s ) ;
      fprintf ( out, "\n" ) ;
     }
   if ( feof ( stdin ) )
     exit ( 0 ) ;
    i++ ;
  }
}

[END_CUT] obfuse.c
[END_DIR] obfuscated
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